Daily Snark: How have we not thought of this already?

In 2010, there are a lot of things I can't believe we haven't figured out. Hover cars. Computers that perceive our thoughts as opposed to requiring us to type. Etc.

And apparently, removable uterii...

shelley: i think i want a hysterectomy

my sister got one

Mari: really?

shelley: yep
and the doctor said it was the worst uterus he'd ever seen

Mari: elective or because her uterus had issues?

shelley: it had issues

Mari: uteri are terrible

we should get removable ones

shelley: fuck yeah

Mari: that we can keep in a safe place

and then stick them up there when/if we want to store a fetus in them

shelley: sounds good to me

i have a better idea

let's just grow fetuses outside

like in jars or something

and while we're at it, can we grow fetuses that are potty trained?

Mari: oh yeah

Mari: wouldn't that be fabulous

they would be like cabbage patch kids

shelley: but less ugly, hopefully