And apparently, removable uterii...
shelley: i think i want a hysterectomy
my sister got one
Mari: really?
shelley: yep
and the doctor said it was the worst uterus he'd ever seen
Mari: elective or because her uterus had issues?
we should get removable ones
shelley: fuck yeah
Mari: that we can keep in a safe place
and then stick them up there when/if we want to store a fetus in them
shelley: sounds good to me
i have a better idea
let's just grow fetuses outside
like in jars or something
and while we're at it, can we grow fetuses that are potty trained?
Mari: oh yeah
Mari: wouldn't that be fabulous
they would be like cabbage patch kids